Curse

Chronos the Defiler · Sep 13, 2008, 04:36 AM // 04:36

Random thread. Change the message to your liking! these are a bunch I got bored and put into Alliance chat one night :P

You have been playing for 6 hours. Please move around to prevent Atrophy.
You have been playing for 7 Hours. Please drink something to prevent dehydration.
You have been playing for 8 Hours. Please take a step outside for a second.
You have been playing for 9 Hours. Please try typing goatse into Google Image Search.
You have been playing for 10 Hours. Hey Look! Double-digits!
You have been playing for 11 Hours. Please try and relax..it will be over soon.
You have been playing for 12 Hours. Please try another game...maybe Portal?
You have been playing for 13 Hours. Please take a look at your clock.
You have been playing for 14 Hours. Uhh...hold on, it will come to me.
You have been playing for 15 Hours. Please clean the mess you have made around your keyboard.
You have been playing for 16 Hours. Are you afk or something?
You have been playing for 17 Hours. You must be a recovering WoW addict. I'm Sorry.
You have been playing for 18 Hours. I guess I need to remind you since your obviously not looking at your clock!
You have been playing for 19 Hours. I think your computer is overheating! Turn it off now!
You have been playing for 20 Hours. I guess that trick an hour ago didn't work did it?
You have been playing for 21 Hours. Is that a person watching you through that window?
You have been playing for 22 Hours. That Tylenol must be kicking in about now isn't it?
You have been playing for 23 Hours. Please type /age and let me know if I am right...I lost track.
You have been playing for 24 Hours. You have single-handedly made my lose faith in the human race.
You have been playing for...ahhhh GOTCHA! Bet i was gonna remind you! Seriously though...turn your game off.
You have been playing for 154 Hours. I'm wrong? How would you know. You haven't had sleep in over a day.
You have been playing for 1 Hour. That's right! I'm restarting!

netniwk · Sep 13, 2008, 07:17 AM // 07:17

You have been playing for 0 hours.Please install GW on your computer.

pumpkin pie · Sep 13, 2008, 10:08 AM // 10:08

Your have never log out of the game! we have lost count of the hours you are playing, Arena net will shut down your computer in 30 seconds if you do not do it yourself.

Winterclaw · Sep 13, 2008, 03:08 PM // 15:08

You could have been improving your chances to mate with the opposite sex for 3 hours: turn off the computer, get a life, and then buy her a copy of all the games.

Abedeus · Sep 13, 2008, 03:11 PM // 15:11

You have been grinding r15 for 9000 hours for the last 3 years. You could've learned a new language and get a well paid job for when we close all servers. Here's 5k for you.

Tyla · Sep 13, 2008, 03:14 PM // 15:14

You have been playing for a week. Please get laid.

fenix · Sep 13, 2008, 04:30 PM // 16:30

GUILD WARS GUILD WARS GUILD WARS GUILD WARS

Oh...a message eh?

You haven't been playing for any hours. Grats.

payne · Sep 13, 2008, 04:52 PM // 16:52

way to sodding long......*sigh* needa uninstall before i die

imnotyourmother · Sep 16, 2008, 06:20 PM // 18:20

you have been playing for 48 hours straight you go back 2 lvl's

russiansteven · Sep 16, 2008, 09:59 PM // 21:59

You Have been playing for 250 hours are you sure your not level 20?

Joe Fierce · Sep 16, 2008, 10:38 PM // 22:38

You've been Playing For 43 Years, Still a Virgin eh?

Issac · Sep 16, 2008, 10:52 PM // 22:52

You have been playing for 1 hour. Here's a err=7.

:S

caveman42 · Sep 16, 2008, 10:54 PM // 22:54

You have been pl-----

*died*

fishy go moo · Sep 16, 2008, 10:59 PM // 22:59

You have been playing for 0 hours. You have been banned for 72 hours for calling someone who was being racist to black people a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer.

True story.

Dyorian · Sep 16, 2008, 11:52 PM // 23:52

You have been playing for 6 hours. Get the crap bucket ready.

Joe Fierce · Sep 16, 2008, 11:58 PM // 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dyorian

You have been playing for 6 hours. Get the crap bucket ready.

yo prefiero un poop-sock

Dyorian · Sep 17, 2008, 12:28 AM // 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Fierce

yo prefiero un poop-sock

You've been playing for 7 hours. Please, release the pressure.